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Normally I write for the creatives, but this one…this one’s for the clients. Print it out and staple it to some foreheads…maybe even your own. Leave it randomly in the foyer of random offices, or tape it to the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom.
Hello Clients. How are you?
You’re probably standing in the doorway of your in-house designer or at the workplace of a design firm, and you’re holding a post-it note saying something like:
“Need website with shopping cart,” or “Need complete business identity: Be creative!”
Hot tip: With a sadly lacking creative brief, you’re setting yourself up for a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad situation.
Just like asking God for a hairy chest when I was 11 years old.
I prayed to God that I might have chest hair like Tom Selleck. All the ladies loved the chest hair, so I said “God?”
“Yes, Tom?”
“I want body hair; I’ve been a good boy.”
“I know, Tom, and verily I say unto thee, that thou shalt have thy wish in abundance. Let there be a whole forest of hair, sprinting nimbly up and over your shoulders, down your back and deep into the crack of your hiney….”
“Um…wait….God…wait, um…”
“And let this back hair be patchy and weird-looking. And so that you may always enjoy it, I grant you extremely sensitive skin so that any attempt to remove the hair will be met with waves of viciously nasty hair bumps.”
“Whoa…whoa there, God…settle down…”
“And may the hair on the back of your neck connect with your beard, so that you may wear a helmet of unsightly fuzz with two convenient ear-holes.”
“Okay, maybe I should be a little clearer when I…”
“And so that you may hear the sound of your hair growing, I give you tufts of hair in your ears, too. Am I not a giving God?”
“Um…technically, yes…”
“Well good. I have a squash match in ten, so I’ll catch you around. Have a good one and..uh…stay warm!”
*sigh….
The point is, clients…creative briefs are not meant to be THAT brief. So pretty please, start writing more stuff on your post-it note. Use both sides even.
Graduate to a whole sheet of paper. Include things like due dates and ideas of your own, maybe a company overview, a history, a few samples of your existing stuff.
Because if you don’t…well, let’s just say that if you’re not clear enough in saying what you want, your designers will try valiantly to fill in those blanks for you.
Now, it might end up fantastic and wonderful and life-affirming, or … you too could end up waxing hair out of your ears for the next 50 years.
Thomas (Tom) Stephan | Director of Something Clever
BoDo Author | Dyer Straits | Working Pro bono



